Random selfie woo!
#me #myface #itriedlike50times #selfie #kindacloseupohwell #smile #eyes

Went to work with crimpy hair today and I liked it.
#work #dd #hair #me #selfie #selfiesarentworkinoutlately

Update on my life. (For myself.)

-I need to make some friends. Co-workers are fine but I need some good friendship up in here.
-I hate home wreckers. You know exactly what you’re doing.
-I just wanna get some driving practice in so I can get my license, is that too much to ask?
-Why is it that when one thing in my life is okay, everything else goes horribly wrong? I mean come on.
-I can’t wait until I’m 25.
-This secret that I’m keeping from everyone might be the death of me. It’s tearing me apart from the inside out. Trying to keep with my whole “ignorance is bliss” approach.
-I need to get back to praying.
-I miss MDQ. I feel so unwelcome in this masjid.
-I miss my library, my mall, my grocery store, my town, my home.
Most of all, I miss my Ma.
-I’m gonna miss little bro’s middle school graduation. This makes me too sad.
-I’ve missed my grandma’s birthday, and will soon also be missing DB’s birthday.
-I’m scared of what the future holds.
-I often feel forgotten by every friend I’ve ever known and loved. But this is fine now. I’ve distanced myself enough to where it’s not stabbing me inside anymore.
-I wanted one of David’s kittens but my dad says that’s too much responsibility. Y’know, not like I solely took care of our giant german shepherd or anything. Oh, but a kitten is too much responsibility. I need some loving of some sort. And if an animal is the only place I can find it then so be it. And if I can’t have even a kitten then I guess I’ll just continue being alone.
-I hate sharing a room with my dad. Can’t even munch on snacks without him waking up and saying how inconsiderate I am. While his phone is vibrating constantly. And he wakes me up whenever he feels like it.
-Our DD is opening within the next two weeks. Oiiii I’m nervous. I think that’s it for now.

grandparemington:

princessveroni:

theidledrifter:

kingwolffie:

tortilla-prophet:

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IN RELATED NEWS I WANT TO MOVE TO FUCKING CANADA

FUCK THIS TOILET BOWL OF A COUNTRY I’M DONE

That’s fucking bullshit.

I hate this shit more than you can imagine. How could a jury even come close to not guilty is beyond me.

Also casual reminder that escorts EXPLICITLY do not agree to sex when paid. That is when it becomes prostitution, where it becomes illegal. If she had agreed to sex she would have been breaking the law. So this guy literally shot a woman because she didn’t do something illegal, and got away with it.

 

ghiralicious:

livingenough:

swimminginmavin:

hurpthederp:

iwillmindfuckyou:

gameandwatch:

kushdrinker:

green is not a creative color

what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif

lets not bring it up

lets never bring it up

Don’t Hug me I’m Scared

what part of never bring it up do you not understand

andrew-jason:

The sultan looks like his OTP just became canon…. xD

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professorsugoi:

britbau:

chuudles:

monkey-show:

thepirateking:

ohgodsalazarwhy:

lilpocketninja:

dendropsyche:

Like, I knew shepherding was a boring job

but these guys really had nothing better to do

some days i really love that humans exist

holy shit

omfg

WAT

THEY REALLY HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO—

People are my favorite creatures

1:55 FOR REAL THO

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Baby Panda trying to escape x

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This is how Disney workers drew Disney characters, like Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.

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leiasmetalbikini:

jedibeard:

heart actually melting

would literally cry everywhere

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karmaachameleoncircuit:

kittygirlhazel:

Friendly reminder that Vanellope von Schweetz is a disabled, bullied, homeless 9-year-old girl with no family and no friends.

get out.

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